Breaking: Costa Rica Acquits OJ Simpson, Charles Manson and Scott Peterson as Supreme Court Revealed to be Run by Chimpanzees

Primate justices could have mishandled trials in past, government says SAN JOSE — Costa Rica’s Supreme Court acquitted O.J. Simpson, Charles Manson and Scott Peterson this week, a shocking and bizarre decision that has brought international attention to the Central American country’s legal system, which, upon investigation, appears to be run by an uneducated pack…

Costa Rica’s New President to Sport Hipster Toupée

Solís shows off cool new look to appear more “Mall San Pedro” SAN JOSE – Luis Guillermo Solís will enter office in May sporting a sleek new wig to disguise his bald head and avoid being characterized at the United Nations as “el pelon,” the newly elected President announced Monday. Solís, who held his post-election…

Mae of the Week: January 16

This week’s M.O.T.W. is Costa Rican presidential candidate Luis Guillermo Solis. Solis is from Montes de Oca and is getting absolutely demolished in the Presidential polls despite being by far the most educated. Solis was a Fulbright Scholar at the University of Michigan while leading candidate Johnny Araya can neither spell Fulbright nor Michigan, which…