Mae of the Week: December 30

This week’s M.O.T.W. is Denis Echandi of Paraiso, Cartago. Echandi, 56, lives with his younger sister and has a part-time job painting tacos and hamburgers on the exterior walls of sodas around Cartago. He enjoys day drinking until he falls asleep in public and harassing guilas when they walk by him on the street. He thinks he…

Johnny Araya Costa Rica’s Fattest Presidential Candidate, Poll Shows

Also voted candidate most resembling Simpsons Mayor Quimby SAN JOSE – Presidential frontrunner Johnny Araya is unquestionably Costa Rica’s fattest presidential candidate, according to a Unimer poll released this week. A resounding 98% of pollsters found Araya to be the most overfed of the country’s candidates, while also voting the San Jose mayor as the…