Costa Rica Crashes Facebook Servers Jerking Itself Off

Ticos dislocate shoulders in nationwide circle jerk THE INTERNET – The Central American servers that handle traffic for Facebook, or el Fahhhhhce, crashed this morning as the entire country of Costa Rica was just reaching climax through self-admiration. Representatives from Facebook said the crash was a result of millions of posts and re-posts of videos, photos, and memes touting Costa…

Scientific Study Confirms Long-Time Myth: Ticas, in Fact, Do Not Poop

Study reveals “What goes in doesn’t always come out” San Jose — After decades of assumptions and rumors, the Costa Rican Medical Association (CRMA) confirmed last week what locals here had long concluded: There is no scientific evidence to confirm that Costa Rican women, or Ticas, defecate. The study, which was carried out over the course…

Facebook to Change Latin American URL to ElFahhhhhce.com

Company also mulling name change of WhatsApp to “Whaaaats”   Menlo Park, California — In a push to make the world’s most popular social media network region-friendly, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced today that the Latin American URL for the company’s website will be changed to ElFahhhhhce.com, a decision celebrated by the 400 million users…

Otto Guevara Accidentally Admits Crack Use in Facebook Post

Social media plagiarism really not paying off for candidate SAN JOSE — For the second time in a month, Costa Rican presidential candidate Otto Guevara is being accused of borrowing words from the Facebook page of an international politician. This time, however, it is likely to prove even more costly for the Movimiento Libertario leader…