Couple Dies During Skydive Gender Reveal; It’s A Boy

TURRIALBA – Randy and Candy Wiggins died Tuesday afternoon when the couple’s parachute failed to deploy during a skydive that was intended to reveal the gender of their child to be. The Billings, Montana-based couple traveled to Costa Rica this week to leap from 12,000 feet above the rural mountain town in hopes of performing…

EXCLUSIVA: Negociaciones del TLCAN se extenderán hasta el fin del mundo, dicen las fuentes

WASHINGTON D.C. – Las negociaciones del TLCAN entre los Estados Unidos, Canadá y México probablemente concluyan cuando la humanidad deje de existir o cuando los extraterrestres invadan y generen unidad entre los humanos, según dos fuentes con conocimiento directo de las conversaciones trilaterales. A pesar de reportes de medios de noticias internacionales, los cuales se…

BREAKING: NAFTA Negotiations to Extend Until End of Time, Sources Say

WASHINGTON D.C. – NAFTA negotiations between the U.S., Canada and Mexico will likely only conclude when mankind ceases to exist or if extraterrestrial raids breed unity among humans that leads to the dissolution of international borders, according to two sources with direct knowledge of the trilateral talks. Despite international news outlets tripping over themselves to…