Americans Committed to Tradition of Cultural Ignorance This Cinco De Mayo

‘MERICA __ Tex-Mex restaurants  across the country are banding together this week to ensure the flawed traditions of margaritas, sombreros, maracas, bastardized Mexican food and overall cultural cluelessness are again propagated upon masses of uninformed Americans this Cinco De Mayo. Friday’s Cinco De Mayo promises to be another idiot-dance of obliviousness celebrated by legions of white…