La Nación Completely Biased and PLN-Backed, Newspaper Reveals in Exclusive Investigative Report About Itself

Investigative unit grew suspicious when entire office started wearing PLN green and white “verdiblanco” every day TIBAS – La Nación’s revered investigative team needed only three minutes to discover their publication was unabashedly supporting the PLN in Costa Rica’s upcoming elections, according to a report published by the unit’s lead reporter. “This was the easiest…

Bottomless Costa Rican Pothole Could Be Time Travel Portal

Stephen Hawking among physicists in Costa Rica to investigate potential intra-universe wormhole CURRIDABAT – San Jose will host an emergency physicist conference this week to investigate a mysterious Avenida 2 pothole that could potentially prove Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. Top physicists from around the globe will convene to investigate the bizarre phenomenon that was…

Mae of the Week: January 6

This week’s M.O.T.W. is Costa Rican presidential candidate Johnny Araya. Johnny is from San José and lives in 1982 with his parents. In that year in Costa Rica, milk cost ₡200 (US$0.40) and it was still cool to skip presidential debates. In his spare time, Johnny likes to “hit the clubs” and make false promises. He…